Arrived in Berlin 5 hours ago. We’ve had a couple of great nights – starting to hit our stride with the new sound & show. Relaxing more & having fun with it. Stayed with Anja for a couple of wild days (left yesterday). Every waking moment one of us, including Simon our photographer, would either be in make-up or a photo-shoot. So many shots taken. Unbelievable. Anja was an amazing & generous host who also fed us & kept us loaded on coffee. She came to the show with a couple of friends in Suhl on Tuesday. It feels like weeks ago…

On Stage, Suhl Germany a couple of night’s ago – 09 April 2013. Pic by Simon Marrow.

It’s a big one tonight at Hard Rock Cafe in Berlin. Big venue, huge sound. We finished sound-check at midday (10am start) – after a 4 hour drive from the last city early this morning, waking at some ungodly hour. We hit the hay at 3am after last night’s show. Tired & going to sleep before it all happens again tonight. The expected tour-groundhog-day syndrome in full swing.

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Video Tour Diares – Episode 1, Melbourne, Beijing, Frankfurt. Raw, behind the scenes look at life on the road…

Crazy day today. Big night last night, BBQ with Anja’s neighbours. Then a photo shoot all afternoon. Shoot still going. Gotta leave in an hour to sound check for the show in Suhl tonight.

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Staying at Anja’s place at a town called Erlau. She’s a photographer & make-up artist – and keeps pet cameleons who feed on crickets. We’ll show you that in episode 2 of the video tour diaries (episode 1 almost ready to go).

Max with the big guy.

Anja and Max with the baby.

Night off tonight. Apparently, there’s a BBQ happening with the neighbours in about an hour. Steak, sausages, bread, salad. Awesome.

Show tomorrow in Suhl.

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Woke at midday after a late one – show last night in Mühlhausen. Hadn’t been up long, feeling groggy when the China tour promoter requested a highlights video for Zebra Festival next month. Spent the rest of the day editing a 45 second video to be used right before we go on stage. We’ve got the 5:30 slot this year. Awesome. It’s getting dark now. Feel like I haven’t been up long & the day’s gone. Haven’t left the apartment. We’re staying with a Bulgarian couple and it’s really nice. They are lovely, generous people.

Vlad and Sebrina’s balcony in Mühlhausen, Germany.

Right now, the guys are cooking dinner & getting on like a house on fire. Tour photographer Simon is staying with us (he’s head chef for this meal). Tomorrow’s show is in Suhl about 2 hours from here, at a club called Gambrinus.

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Hard show tonight in Mühlhausen. Started badly for us. Wanted to punch the sound guy. We were playing OK – and he was determined we were Kenny G’s bastard love child. WTF. Thoughts of murderous revenge. Couldn’t hear the drums out front (mixing desks have volume controls for that specific purpose – rocket science). Alas it was The On Fires elevator music – with sweat. Sound guys are a band’s life-line to their audience. When they don’t care, you’re in deep shit. When they know it all (and don’t), it’s even worse. Anyhow, we got through it & The Vagrants hit the stage. Lead singer Renata was so sick she couldn’t perform (takes several bullet wounds to stop her, she’s gotta be in a bad way). Pro as ever, Steve & the guys got up there & played for 2 hours, pulling songs out of their arse, and the occasional audience member to sing. I was one of em, Max was another. Got to belt some Zeppelin, dry humping the stage. Damn that was good. Max hit some ACDC & Talking Heads.

In the end, we had a ball and the night, for me, had turned 180. Steve (The Vagrants) is a great guitarist, beyond what I’d realised. Blue-grassy & blues rocking influenced. He plays like a fast ‘southern’ picker. Amazing to see.

Me swingin’ low, Mühlhausen show tonight in Germany.

Now I’m fading. Writing this and passing out as I write. I’ve drifted off a few times & just come back. Weird. Gotta sign off.

Fires out, from the other side of the world.

Dang that was good. First show – alright. Blast. Back home. Drinkin’, sleep now, adrenaline pumping. Great night.

2nd show tomorrow night. Early start on the road. They say it’ll be 17 degrees on Wednesday – Heat Wave!

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First German tour show tonight. Excited & wired. Blue Shell in Cologne with the mighty Vagrants.

En route to rehearsal, Beijing last weekend.

Hangin’ for it.

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Drove to Wuppertal to pick up the merch this morning. T-shirts & badges for us and The Vagrants, ready to go for tomorrow night. We’ve gone for black T’s with the yellow lighter design on the front. Looks great. Below, a shot from the balcony at Wilf’s place. He’s a great guy. We’ve been talking about all things film-editing – his job and passion. Been getting some excellent advice about which new software to work on for our videos, now that Final Cut have released an appalling new version (X) which is pretty low-grade and clunky (and a total shock after being industry leaders for so long). Of course, older and better versions of Final Cut Pro no longer work on newer Mac operating systems. Don’t ya hate that.

Wilf’s balcony, Cologne Germany.

First tour show tomorrow night in Cologne at the Blue Shell.

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When you’re luggage goes missing at an airport on tour, it’s an anxious time with that little voice in your head asking “Will I ever see my equipment again?”. Somehow, for all the touring we’ve done, we still haven’t permanently lost a bag yet. And, yet again, the latest lost bag (mentioned yesterday) showed up at Frankfurt airport last night after mysteriously missing the flight from Beijing the day before. Don’t know how they manage to do it, but airlines need to stop terrifying their passengers with that stuff. Thankful for small mercies, today I’ve got clothes and equipment again to do the tour through Germany & beyond. Ahhhh the relief.

Gear shows up.

Here’s a shot from our German tour booker’s balcony, looking across the Rhine this morning. Off to Cologne today in readiness for the first tour date on Friday.

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Everything went smoothly at Beijing airport. Too smoothly. After a 10 hour flight to Frankfurt, we were still happy about how easy it was all going. Then, the baggage carousel. And, yet again one of our bags is missing. It’s cool though, I don’t have any clothes or enough equipment to play the tour here – but who cares? Hopefully the bag turns up today – apparently it’s not even in ‘the system’ so nobody knows if it exists at all.

Tarmac at Beijing where they’re trashing & losing my stuff right now.

Seriously, how hard can it be to put a bag on a plane (especially the one you’re on, and all your other bags are on)? Let’s look at this for a moment; man on the moon, cars driving themselves, DNA technology, deep-sea welding, bag on a plane – TOO HARD!!! While we’re at it, China Air also smashed part of my guitar case (one of the cases they did manage to put on the plane). It’s a freekin’ road case. They only way you can do that is either drive over it or drop it from the tail-fin. F*CK ME. Guitar is still intact…

It’s nice here in Frankfurt. A little chilly – but that’s cool.

Off to find missing stuff…
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